Privacy Policy

Greetings, I am the Black Monkey, an intelligent simian forever having to adapt to human idiosyncrasies! Never mind, it makes me agile.

One of the things I have to adapt to is legalities.

What, you have to adapt to these things too?

Hmm, Perhaps humans and monkeys have more in common than I at first thought.

Well, my brother or sister in the legal system – this is the privacy policy of this wonderful site…

This site and its creators and administrators (including the incredible and famous Black Monkey) are committed to protecting your privacy. Any information gathered by this website will only be used in accordance with this statement.


Like many other Web sites, this site makes use of log files. The information inside the log files includes the internet protocol (IP) addresses, the type of browser, the Internet Service Provider (ISP), date/time stamp, as well as referring/exit pages; and also the number of clicks to analyze trends, administer the site, track user’s movement around the site, and gather demographic information. IP addresses, and other such information are not linked to any information that is personally identifiable. Information you provide to forms on the site may also be temporarily stored in the system.

All information that we collect is used solely to provide you with a better service.


The administrators of this site have in place effective programming and site management procedures that ensure that the information we collect online is secure.


This site does use cookies to store information about visitor preferences, to record user-specific information on which pages the user accesses or visits, to customize Web page content based on a visitor’s browser type; and to store other information that the visitor sends to the site via their browser.

Cookies are used by this site to provide you with a more comprehensive user experience and better service, tailoring the site’s responses to your needs.

If you wish to disable cookies, you may do so through your individual browser options. More detailed information about cookie management with specific web browsers can be found at the browsers’ respective websites.


This site will not distribute your personal information without your permission, or unless we are required by law to do so. Depending on your preferences, personal information that you provide may be used to send you promotional material about third party providers that we think might be of interest to you. This is always within your control.


By browsing this site, or by interacting or holding conversation with the Black Monkey, you, the user, hereby agree…

…With this site’s policy of information gathering and cookie management, and also further agree that no liability of any sort shall attach to the site’s owners, management, administrators and moderators for any action that they undertake in the creation or the management of this site, its systems and sub-systems.