The brilliant Black Monkey’s Master Plan for acquiring cool martial arts gear cheap!
The Black Monkey is a great martial artist! Monkeys have enormous agility, and the martial arts come naturally to the Black Monkey!
He would win most of the international tournaments, but finds that they are human-only.
So the Black Monkey sometimes has problems!
One of these is sourcing good martial arts gear! Perhaps you have shared this particular problem? You KNOW that most of the big online stores have great deals on various products. But if you want a gi (for example), right now, how do you know WHICH store, out of all the stores out there, is offering you the best gi at the best price?
You don’t know. You have to go through dozens of sites, explore dozens of pages. It takes time! You are frustrated.
So was the Black Monkey! But not for long. The Black Monkey is a subtle genius. The Black Monkey likes a challenge! The Black Monkey ACTS.
Black Monkey has made a brilliant site that lets you see all the best deals from all the best sites out there on a single page!
Are you searching for a gi? You can compare the prices on all the best gis, on a single page, without having to surf a dozen sites.
The hard has become easy. Monkey intelligence has been scientifically proven to be superior and more productive of great deals!
Black monkey has created different pages for each kind of equipment.
Do you need fight gloves? – there’s a single page dedicated to just that. Do you need compression gear? There’s a separate page for that. Do you need training and coaching gear – the Black Monkey has a page that has that covered.
There are many advantages to taking advantage of the Black Monkey’s creation of simian genius!!
- Discover amazing new brands that you perhaps never even knew existed!
- Get the best deals! Compare the prices and products that different stores are offering, right in one place!
- Whatever you need, you can get the finest possible equipment at the best possible price.
Does the Black Monkey sell anything? Does he make money on this?
No. Money is a human thing. The Black Monkey has just made a page that routes human products from human stores across the web to human customers. Letting YOU spend more time on your training and less time on trawling the web for the gear you need.
While humans are more usual customers on the Black Monkey’s site, simians are not excluded. Neither are aliens. Oh yes, the Black Monkey is ambitious!
Let the conquest of the universe begin!!!